May 15, 2009

What is the hardest thing to break??!

Diamonds are hard to find but not hard to break...

What is the hardest thing to break then?



Think...



Think...



Think again...



Think again...


The answer is: HABIT


If you break the H, you still have A BIT. If you break the A, you still have BIT. If you break the B, you still have IT!!!

Hey, after you break the T in IT, there is still the "I". The person at the end of the day, is the root of all the problems. Cute???

Now, I know why HABIT is so hard to break. Its destiny is in its name. The word itself.

My lecturer taught me never, never, never to ASSUME . Because it makes an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME"...


May 11, 2009

Maafkan Aku... Aku Terpakse...

ari nie... aku telah wat dose yg amat2 besar...
bukan takat sekali... tp due...
maafkan aku... aku terpakse... bukan niat nak mengasari ko...
tp... aku xde pilihan... maafkan aku...

sape suruh msk rumah aku?? nasib ko la...
klu rumah org laen mungkin nasib ko berbeza...
mgkn ko buleh idop 10 ari tanpa kepala... kat rumah org laen...
tp... TIDAK!! kat rumah aku...

aku bukan nyer ape...
rumah aku bkn nyer ade ridsect pong...
nak save baget... baget dah kurang skrg nie...
tgh gawat... lalala~

so... per yg dapat... aku gune jela...
habis aku lenyek kan ko... sian2...
satu at dinding... satu kat lantai...
x perikemaknusiaan lgsg!!
huh...


tp...
cm tetau jerk ko punyer ajal dah sampai erk...
dok relex jerk... xmelawan lgsg...
bagus2... senang gakk keje aku...


setelah menerime direct hits dr En KIPAS...
yg menggunekan beban dalam anggaran 1 kg...
dgn mengunakan formula F=ma...
dapat dianggarkan daya yg digunekan sebyk 9.81 N...
dihempaskan pade mangse2 berkenaan...

akhir nyer...
2 ekor lipas terkorban...
telah aku kuburkan dlm tong sampah...
huh...
aku tidak bersalah...

May 9, 2009

THE PROBLEMS WITH GUYS ♥


Here has several 'IF' that related with guys opinion 'IF' gurlz do certain thing which is sometime the gurlz did not realize dat guys will think like that.. check it out!

IF YOU TREAT HIM NICELY
HE SAYS YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HIM

IF YOU DON'T

HE SAYS YOU ARE PROUD

IF YOU DRESS NICELY
HE SAYS YOU ARE TRY TO TACKLE HIM
IF YOU DON'T
HE SAYS YOU ARE FROM KAMPUNG

IF YOU ARGUE WITH HIM
HE SAYS YOU ARE STUBBORN
IF YOU QUIET

HE SAYS YOU HAVE NO BRAIN


IF YOU SMARTER THAN HIM

HE'LL LOSE HIS FACE
IF HE SMARTER THAN YOU
HE IS GREAT

IF YOU DON'T LOVE HIM

HE TRIES TO POSSESS YOU
IF YOU LOVE HIM
HE WILL TRY TO LEAVE YOU

IF YOU DON'T MAKE LOVE WITH HIM
HE SAYS YOU DON'T LOVE HIM
IF YOU DO
HE SAYS YOU ARE CHEAP

IF YOU TELLS HIM YOUR PROBLEM
HE SAYS YOU ARE TROUBLESOME
IF YOU DON'T

HE SAYS YOU DON'T TRUST HIM

IF YOU SCOLD HIM
YOU ARE LIKE NANNY TO HIM
IF HE SCOLDS YOU
IT IS BECAUSE HE CARES FOR YOU

IF YOU BREAK YOUR PROMISES

YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED
IF HE BREAK HIS
HE IS FORCED TO DO SO

IF YOU SMOKE
YOU ARE BAD GURL

IF HE SMOKES
HE IS GENTLEMEN

IF YOU DO WELL IN YOUR EXAM
HE SAYS IT'S LUCK
IF HE DOES WELL
IT'S BRAIN

IF YOU HURT HIM

YOU ARE CRUEL

IF HE HURTS YOU

YOU ARE TOO SENSITIVE


May 7, 2009

Cuti Yang x Tau Makne

dari ari mule aku jejak kaki belaja kat pahang nie... x penah pong tahu ari Hol Pahang tue ari untuk per... per yg berlaku.. yg tau.. ari cuti jerk... holiday~ lalala~

tp... nak wat cm ner kan... dah banyak kali dah tanye kawan seperjuangan aku... dorg pong x brp tau.. so.. x pelik la klu aku sendiri yg lahir kat kl x tau..

tp.. ari nie.. tetibe lak terbuke ati nak crk info.. tp sblm tue.. ade tanyer gakk org pahang.. itu pong teragak2 gak.. buleh pulak ade 'kooot' kat belakang ayat beliau.. hohoho... xpe2.. kite crk gune makcik google... hohoho...

# dari Kamus Dewan
Hol bermaksud kenduri arwah yang diadakan setahun sekali

# Bagi negeri pahang pulak... ari nie adalah ari memperingati "kemangkatan keluarga diraja".

# Hari Hol diisytiharkan sebagai cuti umum di Pahang bermula tahun 1974 bagi memperingati kemangkatan Sultan Pahang keempat, Sultan Abu Bakar iaitu ayahanda Sultan Ahmad Shah yang masih bertakhta pada hari ini.

br la pakcik tau.. klu x.. x tau la smapai bile br tau hakikat yg sebenar... hah!! org pahang.. jangan x tau lak erk... wat malu jerk... nie dah ade info... amek tau erk... k...
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